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Hell Explained



The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. ….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’


Men In Black III official trailer is release. Looks pretty good!

Well this is pretty frightening for those that use torrents. This site keeps track of what you are downloading by using your IP address & displays them for the world to see. Take a look!

Roku 2

Roku 2    

Roku Pros

  • Cost effective
  • Streams all the major services
  • Small size
  • Easy to install & configure
  • Great alternative to expensive cable/satellite providers

In an effort to cut household expenses we recently cancelled our satellite service (DirecTV). We’re not a family that can do without TV all together so we had to find some alternatives to live broadcasts.

I heard a lot of wonderful things about a set top box made by Roku. We went with the Roku 2 XD for $80 at Best Buy. It’s a cool gadget that fits in your hand and comes with a remote. It streams all of the popular services; Netflix, HuluPlus, Crackle, Amazon, Pandora….. It’s wireless too, so if you have a wireless router in your home (who doesn’t?) it should link right up.

Long story short the Roku set top box is wonderful for what it is. It streams movies, TV shows and music from all the major players. They are adding more channels pretty frequently at no charge to the owners also.

What the Roku box isn’t, is a computer for trolling the web. You can check your Facebook wall and update your status, however that’s about it. You can’t play your favorite DVD or Blu-Ray disc or any movies that you may have found on the web some where. I would also strongly caution you on another feature or lack there of. If you are familiar with Hulu you know that you can stream a lot of great content. The issue is the Roku box WILL NOT stream what is deemed ”web only” content. Some of your favorite shows may fall into this category so you WON’T be able to view those shows using Roku. I was shocked to find out how much content in my Hulu queue was categorized as “web only.”

A Little History

I’m a husband of 1, father of 2 and we live happily in small town USA (Queen Creek, AZ). I’m currently working as a project manager typically overseeing our surveillance projects. I’ve recently began dabbling in home theater stuff and enjoy playing video games with the kiddos. I’m a nerd by every definition of the word and I’m damn proud. I’m a product of the 70’s if that helps. Love Star Wars, like Star Trek and hate Dancing with the Stars. 

Periodically I’m going to post opinions and reviews of different products and games that I use or play. I don’t receive payment from any products so this is true unbiased opinion. I may post pointless crap that no one really cares to read, so deal with it.

Hope everyone has a great holiday season! Our family celebrates Christmas so Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa…..  Sorry if I missed someone, it wasn’t intentional.